Post by EMMA THE ROO on Jul 30, 2011 20:15:19 GMT 10
In many of my posts around the place you'll see me distracting or giving offerings to the DPM. This is common courtesy.
You see, when you double post the DPM is immediately drawn towards you with ravenous hunger. Luckily for us, he is easily distracted. That's why if you find you absolutely MUST double post, keep a stockpile of shiny things, food, and other distracting stuff close by. The DPM will nom on that instead of you and i avoid a nasty law suit from your family about running a site that doesn't adhere to occupational health and safety standards.
That said, just because the DPM is easily distracted doesn't mean us staffies are also. If you double post when simply using the 'Edit' button would have sufficed we will catch you. The consequences of which are too horrible to contemplate!
You see, when you double post the DPM is immediately drawn towards you with ravenous hunger. Luckily for us, he is easily distracted. That's why if you find you absolutely MUST double post, keep a stockpile of shiny things, food, and other distracting stuff close by. The DPM will nom on that instead of you and i avoid a nasty law suit from your family about running a site that doesn't adhere to occupational health and safety standards.
That said, just because the DPM is easily distracted doesn't mean us staffies are also. If you double post when simply using the 'Edit' button would have sufficed we will catch you. The consequences of which are too horrible to contemplate!
